"Awkward like a fox."

If you've never read "Awkward Things I Say to Girls," go check it out. First, it's hilarious... assuming you like schadenfreude. (Although he also did an ongoing story that was very compelling.)

Second, Justin's writing has sarcasm as thick as molasses and more bad metaphors than the political cartoon section of the Sunday newspaper. I wish I could write as good as he do. (See that? Sarcasm, eh? Eh?)

Third, it's more fulfilling than looking at porn or reading people's dirty truth-or-dare stories. Not that I would spend half my Sunday doing that.

Okay, maybe I did.

I need to get laid. This is a very unfulfilling way to spend a Sunday.